So This Was Where Lust Was Satisfied.

And The News Got Worse. It Appeared That There Was This Whole Other Person Jesus Christ Whose Birthday A Lot Of People Tended To Confuse With Mine. I Was Personally Outraged. It Was A Long Time Before I Forgave The Lord For That.

It’s A Pity Nobody Believes In Simple Lust Anymore.

Sex Isn't All That Important, But It Is When You Love Someone Very Much.

I Haven't Taken An Overdose Of Sleeping Pills And Called My Agent. I Haven't Been In Jail, And I Don't Go Running To The Psychiatrist Every Two Minutes. That's Something Of An Accomplishment These Days.

Oh, What The Hell Did I Know? I Went To The Set The First Day In Full Makeup And The Director Told Me To Take It Off. So I Did The Film Without Makeup. I Had Nothing To Do With Anything I Did. I Never Understood Why I Was So Famous.