So Many Things Have Happened To Me

Some Friends Of Mine Work In An Office. They Were Getting Really Nervous From Their Coffee Breaks, So They Started To Have Wig Breaks. They Tried On Wigs For 15 Minutes. They Found This Relaxing. So That's Wig Therapy.

I Have Written A Lot About Snakes. There's Something Pretty Primordial About It.

. . . I Wrote A Letter To Thomas Pynchon Asking, Can I Have Your Permission To Try To Make An [adaptation] Of Your Book? And I Had No Idea That He Would Answer Me, Because He's Pretty Elusive. But He Did Send A Letter Back That Said, Yes, You Can Do That - As Long As The Only Instrument In The Opera Is A Banjo. I Thought, That's An Interesting Way Of Saying No.

I Realized Why Movie Scores Are Mostly Strings, Because It Really Frees Your Eyes To Look Around.

What Happens When You're In A Crash Is You Join A Crash Club, And You Talk Endlessly About Your Crash Because You Don't Want To Bore Your Friends With It. And They've Heard About The Crash So Many Times.