So Long As God Reveals Himself, Or

There's Something In Every Atheist, Itching To Believe, And Something In Every Believer, Itching To Doubt.

Men Never Know How Tired They Are Till Their Wives Sit Them Down For A Nice Long Talk.

Neurotics Have Plenty Of Non-neurotic Friends, But Not For Long.

Women Are Good Listeners, But It's A Waste Of Time Telling Your Troubles To A Man Unless There's Something Specific You Want Him To Do.

With Each Passing Year, One Has Less To Say, And Knows Better How To Say It.