So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never

Thanks, You Don't Look So Hot Yourself.

In Theory, Practice Should Work Like Theory. In Practice, It Doesn't.

When I'm Sittin' Down To Dinner With The Family, Stuff [another Yogiism] Just Pops Out. And They'll Say, 'dad, You Just Said Another One.' And I Don't Even Know What The Heck I Said.

Why Don't You Pair'em Up In Threes?

Texas Has A Lot Of Electrical Votes. [during An Election Campaign, After George Bush Stated That Texas Was Important To The Election]