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I've Always Been The King Of Silence. I've Always Been A Minimalist Comedian. I've Taken My Influence From Jack Benny, Who Was The King Of That I've Always Done 'less Is More.'

I'm Not A Person Who I Ever Thought Would Do Well With Divorce. Not That It Can't Happen. I Just Didn't Want That. So I Waited A Long Time To Meet The Right Person. Then I Finally Met Someone That I Was Willing To Be Divorced From.

When I Was Younger, I Wasn't Concentrating On Good Days. I Was Managing A Career And Trying To Have A Good Year. It Would Always 'lead' To Something, Which Never Leads To Anything Except Death, Where Everything Leads To. And Then As I Got Older, And Then I Had My Kids And Everything, I Began To Appreciate A Great Wednesday.

I've Been To Many Funerals Of Funny People, And They're Some Of The Funniest Days You'll Ever Have, Because The Emotions Run High.

If You Look At The Best-seller List For American Fiction, They're All Sequels To Detective Stories Or Stories About Hunting Serial Killers. That's What's Called American Fiction These Days.