So I Do What I Do Best.

A Real Friend Isn't Capable Of Feeling Sorry For You.

When Someone Loves You Up One Side And Down The Other Like That, You Make Every Effort To Stick Around.

My High School Guidance Counselor, Mrs. Inverholl, Once Had Me Take An Aptitude Test To Figure Out My Future. The Number One Job Recommendation For My Set Of Skills Was An Air Traffic Accident Investigator, Of Which There Are Fewer Than Fifty In The World. The Number Two Job Was A Museum Curator For Chinese-american Studies. The Number Three Job Was A Circus Clown.

Happiness Is What You Choose To Remember.

The Way I See It, Love Is Just A Bigger, Stickier Form Of Trust.