So, I Can Hurt Now, Or Hurt

Hosting The Oscars Is Much Like Making Love To A Woman. It's Something I Only Get To Do When Billy Crystal Is Out Of Town.

I'm Trying To Think Of Other Ones. Oh, Yeah, I'd Say - Somebody Would Buy Something And We'd Say, And Because You Are Our Hundredth Customer Today, You Get A Free Paperback.

I Was Deeply Unhappy, But I Didn't Know It Because I Was So Happy All The Time.

I Think When The Movie `roxanne' Came Out, Which I Also Had Written, I Felt Something New That I Never Felt, Which Was Respect.

I'm Tired Of Wasting Letters When Punctuation Will Do, Period.