Snooker Is Just Chess With Balls.

You Can Never Get A Woman To Sit Down And Listen To A Drum Solo.

People Should Be Stopped From Writing Poetry. There's Far Too Much Of It. And If They're Any Good, They'll Go Ahead Anyways.

It Is Only When They Go Wrong That Machines Remind You How Powerful They Are.

In The Movies First Impressions Are Everything. Or, To Put It Less Drastically, In The Movies There Are No Later Impressions Without A First Impression, Because You Will Have Stopped Watching. Sometimes A Critic Persuades You To Give An Unpromising-looking Movie A Chance, But The Movie Had Better Convey The Impression Pretty Quickly That The Critic Might Be Right.

John Mcenroe Looks As If He Is Serving Round The Edge Of An Imaginary Building.