Smoking Is, As Far As I'm Concerned,

Writing Is So Hard. Why Would You Be A Writer If You Weren't Really Good At It? If You Could Be Anything Else, Why Would You Be A Writer?

I Hate All Jobs. I've Never Had A Job I Liked.

In The Soviet Union, Capitalism Triumphed Over Communism. In This Country, Capitalism Triumphed Over Democracy.

I Hate Money. It Is Boring And It Is Arithmetic. The Two Things I Hate The Most.

I'm A Horrible Girlfriend. I Always Was. I'm Great At The Beginning, Because I Can Be Very Romantic.