Smoking Is, As Far As I'm Concerned,

Life Is Something To Do When You Can't Get To Sleep.

To Put It Rather Bluntly, I Am Not The Type Who Wants To Go Back To The Land; I Am The Type Who Wants To Go Back To The Hotel.

Commercials And Sometimes Other Guests - It's The Down Side Of Tv. Other People - It's The Downside Of Life In General.

I Am Alternately Very Gregarious - Very Sociable - And Then Very Solitary.

Vegetables Are Interesting But Lack A Sense Of Purpose When Unaccompanied By A Good Cut Of Meat.