I Prefer Dead Writers Because You Don't

When I Fly, I'm Never Afraid The Plane Is Going To Crash. But There Have Often Been Times When I Was Afraid It Wouldn't Crash. I Was Just Afraid It Was Going To Circle O'hare For The Rest Of My Life.

It's Very Important Who The President Of The United States Is. America Is A Great Idea, So That's Why It's A Great Country.

China Is Not A Great Idea: Capitalism And A Dictator. It's Like The Two Worst Possible Things You Could Imagine Together. It's A Very Bad Idea.

Do Not, On A Rainy Day, Ask Your Child What He Feels Like Doing, Because I Assure You That What He Feels Like Doing, You Won't Feel Like Watching.

I Don't Care If New York Avoided Bankruptcy By Substituting Tourism For The Garment Business.