I Have A Long List Of Things

My Iq Is Somewhere Between Spiro Agnew's And Albert Einstein's.

Electronic Devices Dislike Me. There Is Never A Day When Something Isn't Ailing.

Obviously Those Who Burn To Be Professional Jesters Mean That They Want To Be Successful Comedians. And Those Are Always An Elite, Microscopic Portion Of The Population. But Oh, How They Try.

The Authority Of Depression Is Horrifying. I Felt Like My Brain Was Busted And That I Could Never Feel Good Again. I Really Thought That I Was Never Gonna Heal.

A Biggest Mistake I Made When I Started Doing A Talk Show Was I Thought You Had To Read The Books.