I Also Try To Think Of Ways

[if Donald Trump Does Get Elected, I Will Be] Probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I Don't Know. I'll Probably End Up Working In The Cafeteria.

I Think People, For The Most Part, Actually Want What They Think Is Best.

I'm A Professional Comic. Whether You Think I'm Funny Or Not, That's, Again, Subjective.

I Just Often Find Myself Getting Shrill, Angry And The Jokes Get More Incredulous.

I've Never Written Jokes. I Mean, I'll Write Things On A Piece Of Paper And Riff On Them Onstage.