I Also Try To Think Of Ways

I Do Not Want To Encourage Heckling And Outbreaks At All.

When We Were On The Bus Doing The Mr. Show Hooray For America Tour There Was A Lot Of Laughter And A Lot Of Pot Smoking And A Lot Of Speed Metal Listening And Video Game Playing. Of Course That Was All Brian Posehn.

You Cannot Win A War On Terrorism. It's Like Having A War On Jealousy.

I Think Pornography Is The Only Art Form Where You Can Be Videotaped On A Shaky Handy Cam Sucking Off A Horse And Be Considered A Star.

There Are Really Funny Alternative Comics And Really Funny Straight Comics Who Write And Perform Traditionally.