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Change Is Hard, I Should Know. I Should Know.

O-o-old Habits Die Hard When You Got, When You Got A Sentimental Heart Piece Of The Puzzle, You're My Missing Part Oh What Can You Do With A Sentimental Heart?

My Nursery School Did A Production Of 'the Three Little Pigs.' I Played The Third Pig. When The Wolf Knocked On My Door, I Refused To Get Up And Answer It Because, To Me, He Was Knocking The Wrong Way. I Just Lay There, Snoring Away On Stage, Fully Immersed In My Character. My Dad Turned To My Mom And Said: 'dustin Hoffman.'

I Get Embarrassed A Lot Of Times Getting Attention, But I Like Being Onstage. Do You Know What I Mean? If I'm In A Crowd Of People And They're All Looking At Me, I Will Feel Embarrassed. It's A Strange Dichotomy.

I've Always Straddled A Weird Line - There's A Lot Of Mainstream Stuff That I Love. At The Same, I Still Feel Like An Outsider. I'm The Outsider Who's On The Inside.