Sing Your Song; Don't Let The Bastards

Pumpkin Pie Is A Living Symbol Of Mediocrity. The Best Pumpkin Pie You Ever Ate Wasn't All That Much Different From The Worst Pumpkin Pie You Ever Ate.

Where I Come From, When A Catholic Marries A Lutheran It Is Considered The First Step On The Road To Minneapolis.

Scripture Doesn't Promise That God Will Remove Temptation, Only That You'll Be Given Strength To Withstand It.

Evelyn Was An Insomniac So When They Say She Died In Her Sleep, You Have To Question That.

Lake Wobegon, The Little Town That Time Forgot And The Decades Cannot Improve.