If You Lived Today As If It

There Is Almost No Marital Problem That Can't Be Helped Enormously By Taking Off Your Clothes.

Possessing The Ideal Makes A Person Nervous: You Sense The Inevitable Decline Just Ahead.

A Lovely Thing About Christmas Is That It's Compulsory, Like A Thunderstorm, And We All Go Through It Together.

If You Can't Trust A Methodist With Absolute Power To Arrest People And Not Have To Say Why, Then Whom Can You Trust?

You Now Have Learned Enough To See That Cats Are Much Like You And Me And Other People Whom We Find Possessed Of Various Types Of Mind. For Some Are Sane And Some Are Mad And Some Are Good And Some Are Bad And Some Are Better, Some Are Worse — But All May Be Described In Verse.