Since My Illness, I've Felt The Presence

I Have Been Dairy Free For Several Years, And I Started Because I Felt It Was Going To Reduce My Allergies, Which It Did, And Help Me Lose Weight, Which It Did.

Being Famous Gets Me Good Concert Tickets, Good Tables In Restaurants, Good Seats At Sporting Events And That's Really About It.

I Like Writing Better. Because I Don't Have To Wear Makeup, I Don't Have To Be Thin, And I Don't Have To Remember Lines.

I Started As A Teenager Going Up On Commercials.

... I Love Walking My Feet Off. Gimme A Map And A Box Of Band-aids And I'm All Set!