Silly Is You In A Natural State,

Very Good Training To Just Be A Person Is Growing Up In Canada. People Say A Lot Of Things About Canada, Like That It's Boring, But If You Look Around The World, You Can Praise Boring. It's A Very Civilized Place To Grow Up. I'm Very Proud Of It.

I Would Love To Be A Father. I Had A Great Father Who Taught Me How Gratifying That Is. I'm Not Going To Deny Myself That. I Think I'd Be Good At It. Everybody Wants That Experience. I Definitely Do.

I Still Believe That At Any Time The No-talent Police Will Come And Arrest Me.

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

Canada Is The Essence Of Not Being. Not English, Not American, It Is The Mathematic Of Not Being. And A Subtle Flavour - We're More Like Celery As A Flavour.