Silly Is You In A Natural State,

I've Been Involved With Shrek For Eleven Years, So You'd Better Like Shrek If You're Going To Be Involved With It For Eleven Years. I Do, I Like It A Great Deal, So I Enjoy It.

People Ask Me To Record Their Answering Machines All The Time. I Love It. It's A Miracle To Me That People Want To Hear Back Those Characters.

Uh Oh, This Guy Needs Coffee And Croolers Stat.

Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin' Idiots?

I Once Thought I Had Mono For An Entire Year. It Turned Out I Was Just Really Bored.