Should I Warm The Oven And Bake

Take That, You Scum-sucking Snipes. Eat Your Words And Your Cruelty. May You Drown In It And Die. (nick)

As The Great Poet Wrote, ‘to Thine Own Self Be True.’…what? You Don’t Think A Skotos Can Be Literate? I Happen To Love Shakespeare. Hamlet Is One Of My Faves. (zeth) I’m Not Touching That One With Tongs And A Gas Mask. (jericho)

Don’t Touch Me. It Makes My Skin Crawl. (grace) Grace! I Can’t Believe You– (selena) At Least She Didn’t Spit In My Face With Her Dying Breath. (julian) They Shoot, They Score. A Direct Hit Straight Through The Heart And Into The Raw Nerves. (selena)

Best Hope For What, Catman? Death? Bankruptcy? You Know, My Life Was Going Along…well, Rather Crappily, To Be Honest, But At Least No One Was Trying To Kill Me And No One Was Dying Around Me. Since I Met You, My Life Has Taken The High Road To Shitsville, With No Off-ramp In Sight. (susan)

I Assure You, Princess, If You Saw The Real Me, You’d Run For Cover. (zarek) Only If I Knew You’d Be Waiting Under That Cover For Me. (astrid)