Shorth Is Better Than Length.

I Like Nonsense, It Wakes Up The Brain Cells. Fantasy Is A Necessary Ingredient In Living, It's A Way Of Looking At Life Through The Wrong End Of A Telescope. Which Is What I Do, And That Enables You To Laugh At Life's Realities.

I Get All My Ideas In Switzerland Near The Forka Pass. There Is A Little Town Called Gletch, And Two Thousand Feet Up Above Gletch There Is A Smaller Hamlet Called Über Gletch. I Go There On The Fourth Of August Every Summer To Get My Cuckoo Clock Fixed. While The Cuckoo Is In The Hospital, I Wander Around And Talk To The People In The Streets. They Are Very Strange People, And I Get My Ideas From Them.

Oh, The Things You Can Find If You Don't Stay Behind!

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish!

Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Real Quite Lucky.