Shoes, Men, Coffins; Never Accept The First

Magrat Had Used A Lot Of Powder To Make Her Face Pale And Interesting. It Combined With The Lavishly Applied Mascara To Give The Guard The Impression That He Was Looking At Two Flies That Had Crashed Into A Sugar Bowl.

That’s Mortals For You, Death Continued. They’ve Only Got A Few Years In This World And They Spend Them All In Making Things Complicated For Themselves. Fascinating.

There Have Been Better Attempts At Marching, And They Have Been Made By Penguins.

I May Be Daft But I'm No' Stupid!

I Think It's Impossible For Anyone Famous To Come From Here, Because Everyone Around Here Is Insane.