She Was So Ugly She Could Make

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.

Course, That's The Trouble With Politics, It Breeds Politics! So That Makes It Pretty Hard To Stamp Out.

The Deer Season Just Opened. A Deer Hunter In Ventura Country Brought In His First Man Yesterday.

This Country Has Come To Feel The Same When Congress Is In Session As When The Baby Gets Hold Of A Hammer.

We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody Has To Sit On The Curb And Applaud When They Go By.