She Was So Ugly She Could Make

The Good Old Horse-and-buggy Days: Then You Lived Until You Died And Not Until You Were Run Over.

If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Then Why Can't It Get Us Out?

If You Eliminate The Names Of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson And Wilson, Both Conventions Would Get Out Three Days Earlier.

If We Got One-tenth Of What Was Promised To Us In These Acceptance Speeches There Wouldn't Be Any Inducement To Go To Heaven.

You Can't Legislate Intelligence And Common Sense Into People.