She Was Not An Adventure, She Was

Take A Picture Of This So Isaac Can See It When They Invent Robot Eyes.

I Don't Really Want To Be The Costar Of Anyone's Life.

I'm At The Eye Doctor. I'm Always At The Eye Doctor. It's Like This Is My Profession. I Am No Longer A Writer, I'm Now An Optomoligical Patient. By The Way, This Job Doesn't Pay Well.

...but There's Always Suffering, Pudge. Homework Or Malaria Or Having A Boyfriend Who Lives Far Away When There's A Good-looking Boy Lying Next To You. Suffering Is Universal. It's The One Thing Buddhists, Christians, And Muslims Are All Worried About.

All Good American Literature Is Always Interested In People Who Are Ambiguously Heroic, Like Gatsby.