She Laughs At Everything You Say. Why?

A Good Example Is The Best Sermon.

Courteous Reader, Astrology Is One Of The Most Ancient Sciences, Held In High Esteem Of Old, By The Wise And The Great. Formerly, No Prince Would Make War Or Peace, Nor Any General Fight In Battle, In Short, No Important Affair Was Undertaken Without First Consulting An Astrologer.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

Reading Was The Only Amusement I Allowed Myself

After Getting The First Hundred Pounds, It Is More Easy To Get The Second.