She Gave Her Heart To Jethro And

A Monkey Was The President, Though Maybe Not The First. And There Was Peace And Harmony Throughout The Universe.

It Used To Be That Youd Have A Song Recorded By A Major Country Artist And If It Was A Hit, You Could Buy A Car. Now You Can Buy A Dealership.

The First Guy Who Came Up With The Concept Of Religion Was Sitting Out Under A Tree. I'm Sure Of That.

I'm A Very Comfortable And Happy-go-lucky Old Man. I Never Wanted To Be Great, Because I'd Just Get Worried.

The Enticing Allure Of Nashville Is That There Is Always Something New Coming Down The Pike. Put This Record On And You’ll Hear Footsteps.