After I Retired And Came Off The

After I Retired And Came Off The Road, I Gathered Up All My Musical Instruments And Suddenly, I Wanted Them All To Be Perfect.

Whiskey's To Tough, Champagne Costs Too Much, Vodka Puts My Mouth In Gear. I Hope This Refrain, Will Help Me Explain, As A Matter Of Fact, I Like Beer.

I Never Hid Out. I Was Never Big Enough A Star.

I Don't Know Why Songwriters Struggle. They Have To, I Guess. If You're A Young Songwriter, Quit Struggling. It Makes You Look Bad.

God Bless Little Children While They're Still Too Young To Hate.