Sex Was For Men. Marriage, Like Lifeboats,

I Don't Want To Be A Victim.

My Life Is Like A Lone, Forgotten Q-tip In The Second-to-last Drawer.

Happy Is One Of The Many Things I'm Likely To Be Over The Course Of A Day And Certainly Over The Course Of A Lifetime. But I Think If You Have The Expectation That You're Going To Be Happy Throughout Your Life--more To The Point, If You Have A Need To Be Comfortable All The Time--well, Among Other Things, You Have The Makings Of A Classic Drug Addict Or Alcoholic.

Come To Think Of [a Handsome Young Carpenter], Harrison Ford Used To Be A Carpenter.

I Will Usually Be In Denial About That, Too, Because I Really Don't Like That. Sometimes I Will Recognize It And Sometimes Someone Will Say, "are You Okay?" And Then You Think, "oh, Maybe I'm Not."