Sex Was For Men. Marriage, Like Lifeboats,

The Trouble With Getting Introspective When You're Pregnant Is That You Never Know Who You Might Run Into.

I Quote Fictional Characters, Because I'm A Fictional Character Myself!

Nobody Wants To Read About A Good-looking Happy Person.

If Talking Were Aerobic, I'd Be The Thinnest Person In The World.

If Some Gang Were Threatening Your Family, You'd Go Looking For Someone Butch To Help, Right? Any Maybe If Your Mother Were Sick Or Something, You'd Find Someone A Bit More Fey.