Sex Makes You Get Real.

Whenever I See A Homeless Guy, I Always Run Back And Give Him Money, Because I Think, 'oh My God, What If That Was Jesus?'

I Have A Soft Spot For Bad Boys.

The Bust Of Colonel Sanders Stands As A Monument To Cruelty And Has No Place In The Kentucky State Capitol.

My Favorite Food City Is Wherever I Happen To Be Eating. You Know What They Say, Love The One You're With!

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.