Seriously, When's The Last Time You Saw

In A Perfect World, Everybody Would Be Gay. I Mean If Everybody Looked Like Zach Braff, You Just Wouldn't Be Able To Resist.

Seriously, When's The Last Time You Saw Me Wear Shorts?

I Can't Say I Agree With Something That Takes The Focus Away From Me.

I Find My Movie Props In My Neighbors Houses.

A Kid Came Up To Me The Other Day And Said, 'hey, You're The Guy On Scrubs!' Kid, I Am Scrubs, And Don't You Forget It.