Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education

I Just Started Doing This One-man Show, And I Wanted To Be Able To Score It, So I Bought A Guitar, And Got A Keyboard And Got A Harmonica. I Remember When I Started That I Didn't Understand Why A Harmonica Had Different Letters On Them.

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

It Would Be Interesting If Elvis Were Reincarnated As An Elvis Impersonator.

Thing To Try: If You Are Asked To Describe A Suspect To A Police Sketch Artist, Describe In Precise Detail, The Features Of The Police Sketch Artist. This Is One Of The Rare Instances Where Two People Can Do One Self-portrait.

I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.