Sentimental Irony Is A Dog That Bays

Progress Celebrates Victories Over Nature. Progress Makes Purses Out Of Human Skin. When People Were Traveling In Mail Coaches, The World Got Ahead Better Than It Does Now That Salesmen Fly Through The Air. What Good Is Speed If The Brain Has Oozed Out On The Way? How Will The Heirs Of This Age Be Taught The Most Basic Motions That Are Necessary To Activate The Most Complicated Machines? Nature Can Rely On Progress; It Will Avenge It For The Outrage It Has Perpetrated On It.

Sexuality Poorly Repressed Unsettles Some Families; Well Repressed, It Unsettles The Whole World.

Truth Is A Clumsy Servant That Breaks The Dishes While Washing Them.

No Ideas And The Ability To Express Them - That's A Journalist.

Barbershop Conversations Are Irrefutable Proof That Heads Exist For The Sake Of Hair.