Sentimental Irony Is A Dog That Bays

Contemporaries Live From Second Hand To Mouth.

It Is Either A Half-truth Or A Truth And A Half.

Jealousy Is A Dog's Bark Which Attracts Thieves.

Intercourse With A Woman Is Sometimes A Satisfactory Substitute For Masturbation. But It Takes A Lot Of Imagination To Make It Work.

A Child Learns To Discard His Ideals, Whereas A Grown-up Never Wears Out His Short Pants.