Sentimental Irony Is A Dog That Bays

What Torture, This Life In Society! Often Someone Is Obliging Enough To Offer Me A Light, And In Order To Oblige Him I Have To Fish A Cigarette Out Of My Pocket.

A Woman Who Cannot Be Ugly Is Not Beautiful.

There Are Women Who Are Not Beautiful But Only Look That Way.

A Historian Is Not Always A Prophet Facing Backwards, But A Journalist Is Always Someone Who Afterwards Knew Everything Beforehand.

If Children Had Been Told That They Could Not Blow Their Noses, This Alone Would Make Adults Blush.