Sentimental Irony Is A Dog That Bays

Barbershop Conversations Are Irrefutable Proof That Heads Exist For The Sake Of Hair.

Scandal Begins When The Police Put A Stop To It.

What Torture, This Life In Society! Often Someone Is Obliging Enough To Offer Me A Light, And In Order To Oblige Him I Have To Fish A Cigarette Out Of My Pocket.

An Aphorism Is Never Exactly True; It Is Either A Half-truth Or One-and-a-half Truths.

The Pimp Is The Executive Organ Of Immorality. The Executive Organ Of Morality Is The Blackmailer.