Sentimental Irony Is A Dog That Bays

The Unattractive Thing About Chauvinism Is Not So Much The Aversion To Other Nations As The Love Of One's Own.

Stupidity Gets Up Early; That Is Why Events Are Accustomed To Happening In The Morning.

Morality Is The Tendency To Pour Out The Baby With The Bathwater.

To Me It's Still A Greater Miracle When A Fly Flies Than When A Human Being Undertakes To Do So.

Chastity Always Takes Its Toll. In Some It Produces Pimples; In Others, Sex Laws.