Sensitive Husbands Don't Like Second Billing.

I, Joan Crawford, I Believe In The Dollar. Everything I Earn, I Spend.

I Was A Strict Disciplinarian, Perhaps Too Strict At Times, But My God, Without Discipline What Is Life?

It Is My Intention To Make No Provision Herein For My Son Christopher Or My Daughter Christina For Reasons Which Are Well Known To Them.

There's Nothing Wrong With My Tits, But I Don't Go Around Throwing Them In People's Faces!

You Know The Troubles I've Had With My Two Older Children. I Can't Understand Why It Turned Out So Badly. I Tried To Give Them Everything. I Loved Them And Tried To Keep Them Near Me, Even When They Didn't Return My Love. Well, I Couldn't Make Them Love Me, But They Could Have Shown Some Respect. I Couldn't Insist On Love, But I Could Insist On Respect.