See, Heaven Is Not Someplace On A

Live Each Day As Your Last, And Tomorrow Is Forever

Let Me Assure You That All Of Our Pets, And Animals Of Every Kind Will Be With Us For Eternity On The Other Side.

I Listen To My Spirit Guide.

I Do A Lot Of Stuff. I Mean, You Know, Charity Work.

I Don't Like Tofu. I'd Sooner Eat A Sponge.