Searching For A Boy In High School

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.

I Always Wanted To Be Famous Because I Thought That If I Couldn't Be Good [at Something], I'd Be Famous. I Was Never Really Good. I Was Just Something Different And I Got To Be Famous For Being Different.

Someone Once Said "the Only Thing That Will Be Left After A Nuclear Holocaust Is Cher And Cockroaches." I Think That's Funny, Because, You Know, I Am A Survivor. If I Am Anything, That's What I Am.

I Wouldn't Mind Living With Someone Forever. I Don't Really Want To Get Married. I Don't See Any Reason For It. And Yet I'm So Romantic That Every Time I Think I Meet Someone I Want To Live With Them Forever And Ever.

When I Grew Up, It Was A Time When Women Were Just Supposed To Be Cute And Not Have Many Opinions. My Mother And Her Friends Were Quite Different. They Were All The Most Beautiful Women You've Ever Seen ... And They Were Very Strong Women.