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Lawyers Are Operators Of The Toll Bridge Across Which Anyone In Search Of Justice Has To Pass.

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Stock Prices Aren't Real Things. They're Just Froth On A Wave. The Wave Is The Only Real Thing, Which Investors Forget When They're Watching The Ticket Slither By.

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The Chief Function Of Stock-market Forecasters Is To Make Astrologers Look Respectable.