Saved By The Grandma" Ranger

Did You Take Joyce's Engine?' 'my Instructions Were To Disable The Car, But One Of The Men Bet Hal A Burger He Couldn't Get The Engine Out. So Hal Removed The Engine.

How Many Times Have I Told You Not To Hit People In The Face. You Kick Them In The Body Where It Doesn't Show.

The Dog Ran Into The Kitchen, Stuck His Nose In Grandma's Crotch, And Snuffled. Dang," Grandma Said. "guess My New Perfume Really Works. I'm Gonna Have To Try It Out At The Seniors Meeting.

Is That A Bulletproof Vest? See, Now That's So Insulting. That's Like Saying I'm Not Smart Enough To Shoot You In The Head." Eddie Dechooch

Shirley's Gonna Be Pissed," Gazarra Said. "she Hates When I Get Shot." To My Recollection, The Only Other Time Gazarra Was Shot Was When He Was Playing Quick Draw In The Police Station Elevator And His Gun Accidentally Discharged. The Bullet Ricocheted Off The Elevator Wall And Lodged In Gazarra's Right Buttock.