Saved By The Grandma" Ranger

You Gonna Take The Case?" It's Not A Case. It's A Missing Person. Sort Of." You're Gonna Have A Devil Of A Time Finding Him If It Was Aliens," Grandma Said.

When People Ask What You Do, Tell Them You're A Writer. Put Yourself On The Line. Make A Commitment.

I Received Rejection Letters For Ten Years (one On A Napkin, Written In Crayon.) I Had All My Rejection Notices Stored In A Box. When The Box Was Finally Full I Took It To The Curb And Set It On Fire. The Next Day I Went Out And Got A Temp Job.

They Have Enough Testosterone Between Them, If Testosterone Were Electricity They Could Light Up New York City For The Month Of August

Were Really Screwed Up, Aren't We?" "in A Very Large Way.