When Grandma Mazur Is Talking About The

My Mother Drove Back To The Intersection. "who Are You Dating?" "don't Ask," I Said. I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

Only Men You Can Count On These Days Are Ben And Jerry.

I Ran Three Miles, Staggered Into The Lobby, And Took The Elevator Back To My Apartment. No Point To Overdoing This Exercise Junk. --stephanie Plum

She Doesn’t Know,” Cate Said. “kellen Is A Secret. I Didn’t Think My Mother Would Approve.” “why Wouldn’t Your Mother Approve?” Pugg Asked. “it’s My Job,” Kellen Said. “i Kill People. It Pays Well, But It’s Not Universally Socially Acceptable.

Everyone Knows You Can't See Death Cooties. Take My Word For It, That Couch Has The Biggest, Fattest Death Cooties That Ever Existed. That Couch Has The Mother Of All Death Cooties. – Lula