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Me And Conan O'brien And Robert Smigel And Dana Carvey Wrote A Script Called 'hans And Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' And It Was Going To Be Co-produced With Arnold Schwarzenegger, And He Was Going To Co-star In It. We Had A Deal With Sony, We Got Paid To Write It, And It Was A Musical, But It Never Got Made Because...i Think Arnold Kind Of Backed Out At The Last Minute Because He Was Getting Cold Feet Because ;the Last Action Hero' Had Come Out, Where He Was Parodying Himself. But It Was A Really Funny Script, And I Wish It Could've Seen The Light, Because I Think It Would've Done Really Well.

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It Is Unconscionable For Children In Our Prosperous Country, Or Anywhere For That Matter, To Go Without Food. I Implore Everyone To Contact Their Local And State Representatives To Encourage Action To End Hunger.

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I Grew Up Watching Stand-ups And Thought It Was So Entertaining And Unique - You Didn’t See That As A Job Description Anywhere.