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Me And Conan O'brien And Robert Smigel And Dana Carvey Wrote A Script Called 'hans And Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' And It Was Going To Be Co-produced With Arnold Schwarzenegger, And He Was Going To Co-star In It. We Had A Deal With Sony, We Got Paid To Write It, And It Was A Musical, But It Never Got Made Because...i Think Arnold Kind Of Backed Out At The Last Minute Because He Was Getting Cold Feet Because ;the Last Action Hero' Had Come Out, Where He Was Parodying Himself. But It Was A Really Funny Script, And I Wish It Could've Seen The Light, Because I Think It Would've Done Really Well.

I Like To Stuff Myself At Thanksgiving, Not Turkeys.

"bruce" Was An Eddie Murphy Film, So There Was A Whole Different Vibe, Working On That Film, As Opposed To Working On A [adam] Sandler Film, Which I'd Done A Few Of. First Of All, There Were Tons Of Kids Running Around. I'm Surprised I Ever Had A Kid After Doing That Film.

A Whole Generation Of People That Didn't Know Me From 'snl' Recognize Me From 'weeds' Now. People Recognize Me Once In A While And Appreciate The Work. It Gets A Little Embarrassing But It's Good. If You Work As An Accountant, You Don't Have People Coming Up To You In The Streets Saying, 'hey, Great Job On Tax Statements!'

I Learned How To Draw From Being Bored In School. I Would Doodle On The Margins Of My Paper