Morality Is A Venereal Disease. Its Primary

The Real Truths Are Those That Can Be Invented.

I Can Say With Pride That I Have Spent Days And Nights Not Reading Anything, And That With Unflagging Energy I Use Every Moment Toacquire Gradually An Encyclopedic Lack Of Education.

A Woman Occasionally Is Quite A Serviceable Substitute For Masturbation.

Newspapers Have Roughly The Same Relationship To Life As Fortune-tellers To Metaphysics.

In The Theater One Must Sit In Such A Way That One Sees The Audience As A Dark Mass. Then It Cannot Bother One More Than It Does An Actor. Nothing Is More Disturbing Than Being Able To Distinguish Individuals In The Crowd.