Sarcasm Will Make Your Tits Fall Off.

I Fink I Gots Deaf On Me Willie.

Foul And Magical Fumes Bubbled Out Of The Kettle, Like The Flatulence Of A Dragon On A Demon-only Diet.

Love: The Sickest Of Irony’s Sick Jokes. The Place Where Logic And Order Go To Die.

What This Movie Needs Is More Brain Eating Zombies.

Diogenes Carried A Bowl With Him For Years, But One Day Saw A Man Drinking From His Cupped Palm And Declared, ‘i Have Been A Fool, Burdened All These Years By The Weight Of A Bowl When A Perfectly Good Vessel Lay At The End Of My Wrist.