Sarcasm Is The Lowest Form Of Humor

Ill Customs And Bad Advice Are Seldom Forgotten.

Here's To Our Beloved George Washington, The Joshua Of America, Who Commanded The Sun And The Moon To Stand Still - And They Obeyed.

Some Books We Read, Tho' Few There Are That Hit The Happy Point Where Wisdom Joins With Wit.

Never Ruin An Apology With An Excuse.

What One Relishes, Nourishes.