Never Ruin An Apology With An Excuse.

We Must, Indeed, All Hang Together Or, Most Assuredly, We Shall All Hang Separately.

Wouldst Thou Enjoy A Long Life, A Healthy Body, And A Vigorous Mind, And Be Acquainted Also With The Wonderful Works Of God? Labour In The First Place To Bring Thy Appetite Into Subjection To Reason.

Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty—and Fart Proudly.

Certainlie These Things Agree, The Priest, The Lawyer, & Death All Three: Death Takes Both The Weak And The Strong. The Lawyer Takes From Both Right And Wrong, And The Priest From Living And Dead Has His Fee.

Ambition Has Its Disappointments To Sour Us, But Never The Good Fortune To Satisfy Us.