Sarah Palin Should Not Be On Vacation.

Barack Obama Is The President Of The United States, A Politician In America, A Very Religious Country, So I Understand Why He Has To Pretend To Be A Religious Person Himself. I Say Pretend Because, I Can Only Hope That Someone As Bright As He, Wouldn't Really Believe That People Can Walk On Water And Ride A Winged Horse And Rain Frogs And You Can Change Water Into Wine.

To Those People Who Say, 'my Father Is Alive Because Of Animal Experimentation,' I Say, 'yeah, Well, Good For You. This Dog Died So Your Father Could Live.' Sorry, But I Am Just Not Behind That Kind Of Trade-off.

The Plain Fact Is: Religion Must Die For Mankind To Live.

You Know What Happens When Windmills Collapse Into The Sea? A Splash.

If We Were A Dog And God Owned Us, The Cops Would Come And Take Us Away.