Sarah Palin Is Joining Fox News. The

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The Hillary Team Is Driving Around In A Van. Sometimes People Get Those Gag Bumper Stickers Put On Their Van. Hillary Has One On Her Van, And It Says, 'if This Van's Rockin', I'm Deleting Emails.'

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Welcome To The Program. My Name Is Dave Letterman, And Tonight I'm Giving My Two-week Notice.

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