Saint George He Was For England, And

Most Americans Are Born Drunk, And Really Require A Little Wine Or Beer To Sober Them.

There Are Two Ways Of Getting Home; And One Of Them Is To Stay There.

All Men Are Ordinary Men; The Extraordinary Men Are Those Who Know It.

There Have Been Household Gods And Household Saints And Household Fairies. I Am Not Sure That There Have Yet Been Any Factory Gods Or Factory Saints Or Factory Fairies. I May Be Wrong, As I Am No Commericial Expert, But I Have Not Heard Of Them As Yet.

To Be Simple Is The Best Thing In The World; To Be Modest Is The Next Best Thing. I Am Not Sure About Being Quiet.