Rumor Is A Vagrant Without A Home,

Better Make A Weak Man Your Enemy Than Your Friend.

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.