Rule 1: The Doctor Lies.

[the Doctor, Capt. Jack And Rose Are Cornered By The Empty Children.] The Doctor: Go To Your Room! Go To Your Room! I Mean It. I'm Very, Very Angry With You. I'm Very, Very Cross! Go! To! Your! Room! [the Children Lurch Away And Obey Him.] I'm Really Glad That Worked. Those Would Have Been Terrible Last Words.

Reinette: One May Tolerate A World Of Demons For The Sake Of An Angel.

Between The Marriages, I Shagged My Way Round Television Studios Like A Mechanical Digger.

River Song: Right, I Have Questions. But Number One Is This: What In The Name Of Sanity Have You Got On Your Head? The Doctor: It's A Fez. I Wear A Fez Now. Fezzes Are Cool.

I Always Rip Out The Last Page Of A Book. Then It Doesn't Have To End. I Hate Endings!