Rule 1: The Doctor Lies.

When Writing Comedy, You Have To Have The Confidence To Believe That There Is Only One Type Of Relationship In The World, And We Are All Having It, That All Men Behave In The Same Way And So Do All Women.

I Stole Your Childhood And Now I’ve Led You By The Hand To Your Death. But The Worst Thing Is, I Knew. I Knew This Would Happen. This Is What Always Happens. Forget Your Faith In Me. I Took You With Me Because I Was Vain. Because I Wanted To Be Adored. Look At You. Glorious Pond, The Girl Who Waited For Me. I’m Not A Hero. I Really Am Just A Mad Man In A Box. And It’s Time We Saw Each Other As We Really Are. Amy Williams, It’s Time To Stop Waiting.

Demons Run When A Good Man Goes To War.

The Doctor: This Is Bad, I Don't Like This. [kicks Console And Yells In Pain] Never Use Force, You Just Embarrass Yourself. Unless You're Cross, In Which Case... Always Use Force! Amy: Shall I Run And Get The Manual? The Doctor: I Threw It In A Supernova. Amy: You Threw The Manual In A Supernova? Why? The Doctor: Because I Disagreed With It! Now Stop Talking To Me When I'm Cross!

When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say, "hey, Let's Cook." He Said, "great, Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark.