Rule 1: The Doctor Lies.

The Doctor: It's My Nose; It Has Special Powers. Nancy: Yeah? That Why It's So...? The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. Do Your Ears Have Special Powers Too?

The Doctor: [aiming Gun At The Ceiling] Didn't Anyone Ever Tell You? There's One Thing You Never Put In A Trap If You're Smart. If You Value Your Continued Existence, If You Have Any Plans About Seeing Tomorrow, There's One Thing You Never, Ever Put In A Trap. Angel Bob: And What Would That Be, Sir? The Doctor: Me. [fires]

Well We've Moved Through The Funfair A Bit – We've Done The Rollercoaster, Now We're On The Ghost Train.

Sherlock Holmes Can Be Wise And Funny. He Wasn't, At The Beginning. But Later On, He's Got A Bantering Relationship With Loads Of People. He's Got A Wisdom That He Didn't Have In The Early Stage. But He Stays On The Mountain Top, And He Will Die Up There. He's Not Going To Change That.

I Never Go Online. The Internet Stuff Is Bonkers. You Must Not Look At It.