I Write The Kind Of Stuff I'd

Have You Met The French? My...god They Know How To Party!

I'd Forgotten Not All Victories Are About Saving The Universe.

If You Take Most Men Aside When Their Wives Are Pregnant, Most Men Are Pretty Frightened And Worried And Faintly Disgusted By The Whole Experience.

You Have To Take Your Own Bold Approach, And If You Do You Will Be Rewarded With Success. Or Calamitous Failure. That Can Happen Too.

Witty And Mean Is Easy - But Fond And Funny Is Hard.