Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Everything's

American Love — Like Coke In Green Glass Bottles...they Don't Make It Anymore.

Yes, There Is A Conspiracy, In Fact There Are A Great Number Of Conspiracies That Are All Tripping Each Other Up. And All Of Those Conspiracies Are Run By Paranoid Fantasists And Ham-fisted Clowns. If You Are On A List Targeted By The Cia, You Really Have Nothing To Worry About. If However, You Have A Name Similar To Somebody On A List Targeted By The Cia, Then You Are Dead.

We're All Puppets, Laurie. I'm Just A Puppet Who Can See The Strings.

This Is An Imaginary Story...aren't They All?

Everybody Has Their Story To Tell.