Rock Band Never Got Anybody A Date.

I'm A Last-minute Shopper. I End Up At The Mall Or Somewhere On Christmas Eve. It's A Shame.

Well One Thing's For Sure.. All You Really Need Is Love.

Yea There Ain't Nothing Not Affected When Two Hearts Get Connected. All That Is Will Be Or Ever Was; Every Single Choice We Make; Every Breath We Get To Take Is All Because Two People Fell In Love.

There Ain't A Woman In The World That Wants To Hear The Word Yes When She Asks If You Think That She Looks Chubby In That Dress. And If She Cooks All Day You Better Eat It With A Smile; It Doesn't Matter If It Tastes Just Like Bad Gravy On A Goodyear Tire.

If You're Really On Top, You Probably Didn't Do That Great, 'cause You Have To Water It Down A Bit For It To Get That Mass Appeal